Radio Free Ozarks

TOM COTTON: CREATION OF PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE MUST BE DEPT. OF ENERGY’S HIGHEST, SOLE PRIORITY

Creating a "free energy" perpetual motion machine would become the Dept. of Energy's only research goal under legislation sponsored by Senator Tom Cotton.

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REPORT: ABANDONED SKYSCRAPERS IN MAJOR US CITIES COULD START FALLING OVER BEFORE 2030

Many abandoned skyscrapers in our largest US cities could collapse or freaking fall right over within the next 5-10 years, according to a startling new report.

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THE SECRET TRUMP DOWN-LOW: MIDDLE AGED REPUBLICAN MEN WHO EXPERIENCE RECURRING NIGHTTIME DREAMS OF BEING SEXUALLY ABUSED BY DONALD TRUMP

Radio Free Ozarks has learned of a new type of men's support group appearing throughout the Ozarks and the rural South.

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TOM COTTON UNVEILS GOP PLAN TO OUTSOURCE SOCIAL SECURITY TO VALPAK

Cotton: Instead of cash payments, retirees would get a pack of valuable coupons delivered right to their mailbox every month.

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NEWLY LEAKED LEGAL MEMO LAYS OUT PLAN FOR TRUMP THIRD TERM IN 2029: 22ND AMENDMENT ‘LIKELY UNCONSTITUTIONAL’

Radio Free Ozarks has uncovered a shocking new memo believed to be written by noted treasonist and J6 coup plotter John Eastman.

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DOWSING FOR GOLD: IS THERE LOST GOLD BURIED UNDER YOUR NEIGHBOR’S PROPERTY?

Secret pockets of gold are likely buried all across the Ozarks. We'll show you how to find them.

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ASTONISHING NEW REPORT: IS ANTIFA PLANNING TO HIDE OPERATIVES INSIDE DOMINION VOTING MACHINES?

Dominion Voting Systems is reportedly working on a new model of vote tabulating machine that can actually house a person inside while ballots are fed in.

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SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS TO PEN NEW SECOND MEMOIR: ‘LYING MY ASS OFF’

Arkansas gubernatorial candidate Sarah Huckabee Sanders will write a new second memoir, to be titled "Lying My Ass Off", Radio Free Ozarks has learned.

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HOUSE, SENATE NEGOTIATORS REACH IMPASSE OVER INSTALLATION OF REMOTELY-CONTROLLED MACHINE GUNS AT US CAPITOL BUILDING

Negotiators from the House and Senate Appropriations Committees deadlocked last month on the subject of adding remotely-controlled machine guns to strategic locations outside and within the US Capitol Building.

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Sarah Sanders touts coal mines and onion rings

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS ORDERS ONION RINGS, LAUDS AGREEMENT TO BRING LARGE-SCALE COAL MINING BACK TO WESTERN ARKANSAS

Major coal mining operations would return to west-central Arkansas under a new agreement released by Republican candidate for governor and onion ring fan Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS ORDERS ONION RINGS, LAUDS AGREEMENT TO BRING LARGE-SCALE COAL MINING BACK TO WESTERN ARKANSAS Read More »