EXCLUSIVE: WAS HERNANDO DE SOTO ON THE TRAIL OF LOST ROMAN GOLD IN HOT SPRINGS?
Two Arkansas Archaeologists Claim To Have Found Lost Roman Ninth Legion's Gold Buried Inside Hot Springs Mountain. Read Article...
REINCARNATED PERSIAN KING XERXES APPEARS IN CENTRAL ARKANSAS, PREPARES TO FIGHT THE CONWAY SCHOOL BOARD
A group of Conway High School students hanging out near Toad Suck Park were witness to the reincarnation and reemergence of the great King Xerxes I of Persia. Read Article...
SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS: NEW ELECTIONS SAFETY COMMISSIONS TO ONLY ALLOW “QUALIFIED, SERIOUS” CANDIDATES ONTO THE BALLOT
Under legislation proposed by Governor Sanders, only "qualified, serious" candidates would be allowed to stand for election. Read Article...
EXCLUSIVE: US GENERAL LAYS OUT AUDACIOUS PLAN TO HAVE TAIWAN INVADE CHINA IN 2024
China will face an invasion force of Taiwanese irregulars and Chinese exiles in 2024, under a joint US and Taiwanese plan that is secretly underway. Read Article...
BREAKING: SPEEDING FREIGHT TRAIN DERAILS, CRASHES THROUGH FAILING REGIONAL BANK
FDIC Investigator: "Sometimes the public catches half a break." Read Article...
THE RIGHT-WING PLAN TO ‘OWN THE LIBS’ ONCE AND FOR ALL TIME: GLOBAL NUCLEAR WAR
This bunch of jackmonkeys might actually mean business. Read Article...
TRUMP SUPPORTERS TARGETED BY HAVANA SYNDROME – AND IT COULD BE HAPPENING TO YOU!
Radio Free Ozarks has learned of stateside Havana Syndrome attacks carried out by Antifa against supporters of Donald Trump. Read Article...
SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS HAILS PROPOSAL TO BUILD PUBLIC GUN RANGE OUTSIDE ARKANSAS STATE CAPITOL BUILDING
An outdoor gun range would be built near the southeast corner of the Arkansas State Capitol, under a legislative proposal announced Tuesday in Little Rock. Read Article...
REPORT: SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS BRINGS DEAD GUY BACK TO LIFE
Mourners were stunned when an intense graveside prayer circle led by Sarah Huckabee Sanders apparently brought the decedent back to life. Read Article...
TOM COTTON: CREATION OF PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE MUST BE DEPT. OF ENERGY’S HIGHEST, SOLE PRIORITY
Creating a "free energy" perpetual motion machine would become the Dept. of Energy's only research goal under legislation sponsored by Senator Tom Cotton. Read Article...