EXCLUSIVE: US GENERAL LAYS OUT AUDACIOUS PLAN TO HAVE TAIWAN INVADE CHINA IN 2024
China will face an invasion force of Taiwanese irregulars and Chinese exiles in 2024, under a joint US and Taiwanese plan that is secretly underway. Read Article...
BREAKING: FREIGHT TRAIN DERAILS, CRASHES THROUGH FAILING REGIONAL BANK
A freight train derailed in downtown Davis City on Sunday morning, sending two locomotives crashing through the south Arkansas town's BitchBro Bank building. Read Article...
THE RIGHT-WING PLAN TO ‘OWN THE LIBS’ ONCE AND FOR ALL TIME: GLOBAL NUCLEAR WAR
This bunch of jackmonkeys might actually mean business. Read Article...
TRUMP SUPPORTERS TARGETED BY HAVANA SYNDROME – AND IT COULD BE HAPPENING TO YOU!
Radio Free Ozarks has learned of stateside Havana Syndrome attacks carried out by Antifa against supporters of Donald Trump. Read Article...
SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS HAILS PROPOSAL TO BUILD PUBLIC GUN RANGE OUTSIDE ARKANSAS STATE CAPITOL BUILDING
An outdoor gun range would be built near the southeast corner of the Arkansas State Capitol, under a legislative proposal announced Tuesday in Little Rock. Read Article...
REPORT: SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS BRINGS DEAD GUY BACK TO LIFE
Mourners were stunned when an intense graveside prayer circle led by Sarah Huckabee Sanders apparently brought the decedent back to life. Read Article...
TOM COTTON: CREATION OF PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE MUST BE DEPT. OF ENERGY’S HIGHEST, SOLE PRIORITY
Creating a "free energy" perpetual motion machine would become the Dept. of Energy's only research goal under legislation sponsored by Senator Tom Cotton. Read Article...
REPORT: ABANDONED SKYSCRAPERS IN MAJOR US CITIES COULD START FALLING OVER BEFORE 2030
Many abandoned skyscrapers in our largest US cities could collapse or freaking fall right over within the next 5-10 years, according to a startling new report. Read Article...
THE SECRET TRUMP DOWN-LOW: MIDDLE AGED REPUBLICAN MEN WHO EXPERIENCE RECURRING NIGHTTIME DREAMS OF BEING SEXUALLY ABUSED BY DONALD TRUMP
Radio Free Ozarks has learned of a new type of men's support group appearing throughout the Ozarks and the rural South. Read Article...
TOM COTTON UNVEILS GOP PLAN TO OUTSOURCE SOCIAL SECURITY TO VALPAK
Cotton: Instead of cash payments, retirees would get a pack of valuable coupons delivered right to their mailbox every month. Read Article...