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TOM COTTON: CREATION OF PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE MUST BE DEPT. OF ENERGY’S HIGHEST, SOLE PRIORITY

Creating a "free energy" perpetual motion machine would become the Dept. of Energy's only research goal under legislation sponsored by Senator Tom Cotton. Read Article...

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REPORT: ABANDONED SKYSCRAPERS IN MAJOR US CITIES COULD START FALLING OVER BEFORE 2030

Many abandoned skyscrapers in our largest US cities could collapse or freaking fall right over within the next 5-10 years, according to a startling new report. Read Article...

REPORT: ABANDONED SKYSCRAPERS IN MAJOR US CITIES COULD START FALLING OVER BEFORE 2030 Read More »

THE SECRET TRUMP DOWN-LOW: MIDDLE AGED REPUBLICAN MEN WHO EXPERIENCE RECURRING NIGHTTIME DREAMS OF BEING SEXUALLY ABUSED BY DONALD TRUMP

Radio Free Ozarks has learned of a new type of men's support group appearing throughout the Ozarks and the rural South. Read Article...

THE SECRET TRUMP DOWN-LOW: MIDDLE AGED REPUBLICAN MEN WHO EXPERIENCE RECURRING NIGHTTIME DREAMS OF BEING SEXUALLY ABUSED BY DONALD TRUMP Read More »

TOM COTTON UNVEILS GOP PLAN TO OUTSOURCE SOCIAL SECURITY TO VALPAK

Cotton: Instead of cash payments, retirees would get a pack of valuable coupons delivered right to their mailbox every month. Read Article...

TOM COTTON UNVEILS GOP PLAN TO OUTSOURCE SOCIAL SECURITY TO VALPAK Read More »

NEWLY LEAKED LEGAL MEMO LAYS OUT PLAN FOR TRUMP THIRD TERM IN 2029: 22ND AMENDMENT ‘LIKELY UNCONSTITUTIONAL’

Radio Free Ozarks has uncovered a shocking new memo believed to be written by noted treasonist and J6 coup plotter John Eastman. Read Article...

NEWLY LEAKED LEGAL MEMO LAYS OUT PLAN FOR TRUMP THIRD TERM IN 2029: 22ND AMENDMENT ‘LIKELY UNCONSTITUTIONAL’ Read More »

ASTONISHING NEW REPORT: IS ANTIFA PLANNING TO HIDE OPERATIVES INSIDE DOMINION VOTING MACHINES?

Dominion Voting Systems is reportedly working on a new model of vote tabulating machine that can actually house a person inside while ballots are fed in. Read Article...

ASTONISHING NEW REPORT: IS ANTIFA PLANNING TO HIDE OPERATIVES INSIDE DOMINION VOTING MACHINES? Read More »

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS TO PEN NEW SECOND MEMOIR: ‘LYING MY ASS OFF’

Arkansas gubernatorial candidate Sarah Huckabee Sanders will write a new second memoir, to be titled "Lying My Ass Off", Radio Free Ozarks has learned. Read Article...

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS TO PEN NEW SECOND MEMOIR: ‘LYING MY ASS OFF’ Read More »

HOUSE, SENATE NEGOTIATORS REACH IMPASSE OVER INSTALLATION OF REMOTELY-CONTROLLED MACHINE GUNS AT US CAPITOL BUILDING

Negotiators from the House and Senate Appropriations Committees deadlocked last month on the subject of adding remotely-controlled machine guns to strategic locations outside and within the US Capitol Building. Read Article...

HOUSE, SENATE NEGOTIATORS REACH IMPASSE OVER INSTALLATION OF REMOTELY-CONTROLLED MACHINE GUNS AT US CAPITOL BUILDING Read More »

Sarah Sanders touts coal mines and onion rings

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS ORDERS ONION RINGS, LAUDS AGREEMENT TO BRING LARGE-SCALE COAL MINING BACK TO WESTERN ARKANSAS

Major coal mining operations would return to west-central Arkansas under a new agreement released by Republican candidate for governor and onion ring fan Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Read Article...

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS ORDERS ONION RINGS, LAUDS AGREEMENT TO BRING LARGE-SCALE COAL MINING BACK TO WESTERN ARKANSAS Read More »

Site of Bobby Petrino's Motorcycle Crash

ASTONISHING NEW REPORT: WAS BOBBY PETRINO’S MOTORCYCLE CRASH IN 2012 CAUSED BY TIME TRAVELERS FROM THE FUTURE?

10 years on, a new review has unearthed startling evidence that former Arkansas Head Football Coach Bobby Petrino's motorcycle accident on April 1, 2012 was caused by time travelers from the future. Read Article...

ASTONISHING NEW REPORT: WAS BOBBY PETRINO’S MOTORCYCLE CRASH IN 2012 CAUSED BY TIME TRAVELERS FROM THE FUTURE? Read More »