BREAKING: FREIGHT TRAIN DERAILS, CRASHES THROUGH FAILING REGIONAL BANK
A freight train derailed in downtown Davis City on Sunday morning, sending two locomotives crashing through the south Arkansas town's BitchBro Bank building. Read Article...
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TRUMP SUPPORTERS TARGETED BY HAVANA SYNDROME – AND IT COULD BE HAPPENING TO YOU!
Radio Free Ozarks has learned of stateside Havana Syndrome attacks carried out by Antifa against supporters of Donald Trump. Read Article...
SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS HAILS PROPOSAL TO BUILD PUBLIC GUN RANGE OUTSIDE ARKANSAS STATE CAPITOL BUILDING
An outdoor gun range would be built near the southeast corner of the Arkansas State Capitol, under a legislative proposal announced Tuesday in Little Rock. Read Article...
REPORT: SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS BRINGS DEAD GUY BACK TO LIFE
Mourners were stunned when an intense graveside prayer circle led by Sarah Huckabee Sanders apparently brought the decedent back to life. Read Article...
TOM COTTON: CREATION OF PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE MUST BE DEPT. OF ENERGY’S HIGHEST, SOLE PRIORITY
Creating a "free energy" perpetual motion machine would become the Dept. of Energy's only research goal under legislation sponsored by Senator Tom Cotton. Read Article...
TOM COTTON UNVEILS GOP PLAN TO OUTSOURCE SOCIAL SECURITY TO VALPAK
Cotton: Instead of cash payments, retirees would get a pack of valuable coupons delivered right to their mailbox every month. Read Article...
DOWSING FOR GOLD: IS THERE LOST GOLD BURIED UNDER YOUR NEIGHBOR’S PROPERTY?
Secret pockets of gold are likely buried all across the Ozarks. We'll show you how to find them. Read Article...
SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS TO PEN NEW SECOND MEMOIR: ‘LYING MY ASS OFF’
Arkansas gubernatorial candidate Sarah Huckabee Sanders will write a new second memoir, to be titled "Lying My Ass Off", Radio Free Ozarks has learned. Read Article...
SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS ORDERS ONION RINGS, LAUDS AGREEMENT TO BRING LARGE-SCALE COAL MINING BACK TO WESTERN ARKANSAS
Major coal mining operations would return to west-central Arkansas under a new agreement released by Republican candidate for governor and onion ring fan Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Read Article...
ASTONISHING NEW REPORT: WAS BOBBY PETRINO’S MOTORCYCLE CRASH IN 2012 CAUSED BY TIME TRAVELERS FROM THE FUTURE?
10 years on, a new review has unearthed startling evidence that former Arkansas Head Football Coach Bobby Petrino's motorcycle accident on April 1, 2012 was caused by time travelers from the future. Read Article...