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BREAKING: ARKANSAS STATE POLICE TO PUSH NEW “ANTIFA ALERTS” TO YOUR CELL PHONE IN 2024

Arkansas residents will soon start receiving "Antifa Alert" push notifications on their cell phones should, Lord have mercy, the need arise.

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EXCLUSIVE: WAS HERNANDO DE SOTO ON THE TRAIL OF LOST ROMAN GOLD IN HOT SPRINGS?

Two Arkansas Archaeologists Claim To Have Found Lost Roman Ninth Legion's Gold Buried Inside Hot Springs Mountain.

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REINCARNATED PERSIAN KING XERXES APPEARS IN CENTRAL ARKANSAS, PREPARES TO FIGHT THE CONWAY SCHOOL BOARD

A group of Conway High School students hanging out near Toad Suck Park were witness to the reincarnation and reemergence of the great King Xerxes I of Persia.

REINCARNATED PERSIAN KING XERXES APPEARS IN CENTRAL ARKANSAS, PREPARES TO FIGHT THE CONWAY SCHOOL BOARD Read More »

Rally on the steps of the Arkansas State Capitol building.

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS: NEW ELECTIONS SAFETY COMMISSIONS TO ONLY ALLOW “QUALIFIED, SERIOUS” CANDIDATES ONTO THE BALLOT

Under legislation proposed by Governor Sanders, only "qualified, serious" candidates would be allowed to stand for election.

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS: NEW ELECTIONS SAFETY COMMISSIONS TO ONLY ALLOW “QUALIFIED, SERIOUS” CANDIDATES ONTO THE BALLOT Read More »

BREAKING: SPEEDING FREIGHT TRAIN DERAILS, CRASHES THROUGH FAILING REGIONAL BANK

FDIC Investigator: "Sometimes the public catches half a break."

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TRUMP SUPPORTERS TARGETED BY HAVANA SYNDROME – AND IT COULD BE HAPPENING TO YOU!

Radio Free Ozarks has learned of stateside Havana Syndrome attacks carried out by Antifa against supporters of Donald Trump.

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Men at Gun Range in front of State Capitol

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS HAILS PROPOSAL TO BUILD PUBLIC GUN RANGE OUTSIDE ARKANSAS STATE CAPITOL BUILDING

An outdoor gun range would be built near the southeast corner of the Arkansas State Capitol, under a legislative proposal announced Tuesday in Little Rock.

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REPORT: SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS BRINGS DEAD GUY BACK TO LIFE

Mourners were stunned when an intense graveside prayer circle led by Sarah Huckabee Sanders apparently brought the decedent back to life.

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TOM COTTON: CREATION OF PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE MUST BE DEPT. OF ENERGY’S HIGHEST, SOLE PRIORITY

Creating a "free energy" perpetual motion machine would become the Dept. of Energy's only research goal under legislation sponsored by Senator Tom Cotton.

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TOM COTTON UNVEILS GOP PLAN TO OUTSOURCE SOCIAL SECURITY TO VALPAK

Cotton: Instead of cash payments, retirees would get a pack of valuable coupons delivered right to their mailbox every month.

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