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REINCARNATED PERSIAN KING XERXES APPEARS IN CENTRAL ARKANSAS, PREPARES TO FIGHT THE CONWAY SCHOOL BOARD

A group of Conway High School students hanging out near Toad Suck Park were witness to the reincarnation and reemergence of the great King Xerxes I of Persia. Read Article...

Rally on the steps of the Arkansas State Capitol building.

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS: NEW ELECTIONS SAFETY COMMISSIONS TO ONLY ALLOW “QUALIFIED, SERIOUS” CANDIDATES ONTO THE BALLOT

Under legislation proposed by Governor Sanders, only "qualified, serious" candidates would be allowed to stand for election. Read Article...

BREAKING: FREIGHT TRAIN DERAILS, CRASHES THROUGH FAILING REGIONAL BANK

A freight train derailed in downtown Davis City on Sunday morning, sending two locomotives crashing through the south Arkansas town's BitchBro Bank building. Read Article...

TRUMP SUPPORTERS TARGETED BY HAVANA SYNDROME – AND IT COULD BE HAPPENING TO YOU!

Radio Free Ozarks has learned of stateside Havana Syndrome attacks carried out by Antifa against supporters of Donald Trump. Read Article...

Men at Gun Range in front of State Capitol

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS HAILS PROPOSAL TO BUILD PUBLIC GUN RANGE OUTSIDE ARKANSAS STATE CAPITOL BUILDING

An outdoor gun range would be built near the southeast corner of the Arkansas State Capitol, under a legislative proposal announced Tuesday in Little Rock. Read Article...

REPORT: SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS BRINGS DEAD GUY BACK TO LIFE

Mourners were stunned when an intense graveside prayer circle led by Sarah Huckabee Sanders apparently brought the decedent back to life. Read Article...

TOM COTTON: CREATION OF PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE MUST BE DEPT. OF ENERGY’S HIGHEST, SOLE PRIORITY

Creating a "free energy" perpetual motion machine would become the Dept. of Energy's only research goal under legislation sponsored by Senator Tom Cotton. Read Article...

TOM COTTON UNVEILS GOP PLAN TO OUTSOURCE SOCIAL SECURITY TO VALPAK

Cotton: Instead of cash payments, retirees would get a pack of valuable coupons delivered right to their mailbox every month. Read Article...

DOWSING FOR GOLD: IS THERE LOST GOLD BURIED UNDER YOUR NEIGHBOR’S PROPERTY?

Secret pockets of gold are likely buried all across the Ozarks. We'll show you how to find them. Read Article...

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS TO PEN NEW SECOND MEMOIR: ‘LYING MY ASS OFF’

Arkansas gubernatorial candidate Sarah Huckabee Sanders will write a new second memoir, to be titled "Lying My Ass Off", Radio Free Ozarks has learned. Read Article...