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BREAKING: ARKANSAS STATE POLICE TO PUSH NEW “ANTIFA ALERTS” TO YOUR CELL PHONE IN 2024

Arkansas residents will soon start receiving "Antifa Alert" push notifications on their cell phones should, Lord have mercy, the need arise. Read Article...

BREAKING: ARKANSAS STATE POLICE TO PUSH NEW “ANTIFA ALERTS” TO YOUR CELL PHONE IN 2024 Read More »

De Soto Banner

EXCLUSIVE: WAS HERNANDO DE SOTO ON THE TRAIL OF LOST ROMAN GOLD IN HOT SPRINGS?

Two Arkansas Archaeologists Claim To Have Found Lost Roman Ninth Legion's Gold Buried Inside Hot Springs Mountain. Read Article...

EXCLUSIVE: WAS HERNANDO DE SOTO ON THE TRAIL OF LOST ROMAN GOLD IN HOT SPRINGS? Read More »

Xerxes at Toad Suck

REINCARNATED PERSIAN KING XERXES APPEARS IN CENTRAL ARKANSAS, PREPARES TO FIGHT THE CONWAY SCHOOL BOARD

A group of Conway High School students hanging out near Toad Suck Park were witness to the reincarnation and reemergence of the great King Xerxes I of Persia. Read Article...

REINCARNATED PERSIAN KING XERXES APPEARS IN CENTRAL ARKANSAS, PREPARES TO FIGHT THE CONWAY SCHOOL BOARD Read More »

Rally on the steps of the Arkansas State Capitol building.

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS: NEW ELECTIONS SAFETY COMMISSIONS TO ONLY ALLOW “QUALIFIED, SERIOUS” CANDIDATES ONTO THE BALLOT

Under legislation proposed by Governor Sanders, only "qualified, serious" candidates would be allowed to stand for election. Read Article...

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS: NEW ELECTIONS SAFETY COMMISSIONS TO ONLY ALLOW “QUALIFIED, SERIOUS” CANDIDATES ONTO THE BALLOT Read More »

Taiwan invades China map with big red arrows

EXCLUSIVE: US GENERAL LAYS OUT AUDACIOUS PLAN TO HAVE TAIWAN INVADE CHINA IN 2024

China will face an invasion force of Taiwanese irregulars and Chinese exiles in 2024, under a joint US and Taiwanese plan that is secretly underway. Read Article...

EXCLUSIVE: US GENERAL LAYS OUT AUDACIOUS PLAN TO HAVE TAIWAN INVADE CHINA IN 2024 Read More »

Train crashes through bank.

BREAKING: SPEEDING FREIGHT TRAIN DERAILS, CRASHES THROUGH FAILING REGIONAL BANK

FDIC Investigator: "Sometimes the public catches half a break." Read Article...

BREAKING: SPEEDING FREIGHT TRAIN DERAILS, CRASHES THROUGH FAILING REGIONAL BANK Read More »

Nuclear War Screaming

THE RIGHT-WING PLAN TO ‘OWN THE LIBS’ ONCE AND FOR ALL TIME: GLOBAL NUCLEAR WAR

This bunch of jackmonkeys might actually mean business. Read Article...

THE RIGHT-WING PLAN TO ‘OWN THE LIBS’ ONCE AND FOR ALL TIME: GLOBAL NUCLEAR WAR Read More »

Woman under Havana Syndrome Attack

TRUMP SUPPORTERS TARGETED BY HAVANA SYNDROME – AND IT COULD BE HAPPENING TO YOU!

Radio Free Ozarks has learned of stateside Havana Syndrome attacks carried out by Antifa against supporters of Donald Trump. Read Article...

TRUMP SUPPORTERS TARGETED BY HAVANA SYNDROME – AND IT COULD BE HAPPENING TO YOU! Read More »

Men at Gun Range in front of State Capitol

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS HAILS PROPOSAL TO BUILD PUBLIC GUN RANGE OUTSIDE ARKANSAS STATE CAPITOL BUILDING

An outdoor gun range would be built near the southeast corner of the Arkansas State Capitol, under a legislative proposal announced Tuesday in Little Rock. Read Article...

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS HAILS PROPOSAL TO BUILD PUBLIC GUN RANGE OUTSIDE ARKANSAS STATE CAPITOL BUILDING Read More »

Man Brought Back to Life at Funeral

REPORT: SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS BRINGS DEAD GUY BACK TO LIFE

Mourners were stunned when an intense graveside prayer circle led by Sarah Huckabee Sanders apparently brought the decedent back to life. Read Article...

REPORT: SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS BRINGS DEAD GUY BACK TO LIFE Read More »

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