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Site of Bobby Petrino's Motorcycle Crash

ASTONISHING NEW REPORT: WAS BOBBY PETRINO’S MOTORCYCLE CRASH IN 2012 CAUSED BY TIME TRAVELERS FROM THE FUTURE?

10 years on, a new review has unearthed startling evidence that former Arkansas Head Football Coach Bobby Petrino's motorcycle accident on April 1, 2012 was caused by time travelers from the future.

ASTONISHING NEW REPORT: WAS BOBBY PETRINO’S MOTORCYCLE CRASH IN 2012 CAUSED BY TIME TRAVELERS FROM THE FUTURE? Read More »

Train Roundabout Topographic Map near Conway

UNION PACIFIC VP CHARLES R. MOUNT ANNOUNCES NEW ‘FREIGHT TRAIN ROUNDABOUT’ TO BE BUILT SOUTH OF CONWAY

Roundabout About To Be Mounted Around Round Mountain

UNION PACIFIC VP CHARLES R. MOUNT ANNOUNCES NEW ‘FREIGHT TRAIN ROUNDABOUT’ TO BE BUILT SOUTH OF CONWAY Read More »

Doyle Webb and Lee Rudofsky

ARKANSAS GOP UNVEILS NEW CALL CENTER FOR DIRECTING TRUMP JUDGES IN CASE DECISIONS

Arkansas GOP Chairman Doyle Webb proudly unveiled a new Republican Judges Call Center in Little Rock on Tuesday.

ARKANSAS GOP UNVEILS NEW CALL CENTER FOR DIRECTING TRUMP JUDGES IN CASE DECISIONS Read More »

Clinton Presidential Library floated out to sea

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS TOUTS PROPOSAL TO MAKE CLINTON PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY A FLOATING, TOURING EXHIBIT

Arkansas Gubernatorial Candidate Sarah Huckabee Sanders hailed a proposal to promote Arkansas around the country and the world by turning the main building of the Clinton Presidential Library into a floating, touring exhibit.

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS TOUTS PROPOSAL TO MAKE CLINTON PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY A FLOATING, TOURING EXHIBIT Read More »

Man with sniper rifle points it skyward at satellites

ELON MUSK BLOCKS STARLINK SATELLITE INTERNET SERVICE TO ARKANSAS AFTER LOCAL GUN ENTHUSIASTS SHOOT DOWN 2 SATELLITES

Elon Musk appears to have disabled Starlink internet service for users in Arkansas after two of his company's satellites were shot down by area gun enthusiasts.

ELON MUSK BLOCKS STARLINK SATELLITE INTERNET SERVICE TO ARKANSAS AFTER LOCAL GUN ENTHUSIASTS SHOOT DOWN 2 SATELLITES Read More »

Arkansas Governor's Mansion mock image with Prayer Tower on top

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS UNVEILS PLAN FOR PRAYER TOWER ADDITION TO ARKANSAS GOVERNOR’S MANSION

Arkansas' Governor's Mansion would gain a prominent prayer tower addition under a plan revealed by Republican candidate for governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS UNVEILS PLAN FOR PRAYER TOWER ADDITION TO ARKANSAS GOVERNOR’S MANSION Read More »

Highway 412 map near Harrison

PLANNING COMMISSION: WIDENING U.S. 412 TO 4 LANES BETWEEN HUNTSVILLE AND HARRISON ‘NO LONGER A PRIORITY’

Survey Participants Stated They Had No Need Or Want To Visit Harrison

PLANNING COMMISSION: WIDENING U.S. 412 TO 4 LANES BETWEEN HUNTSVILLE AND HARRISON ‘NO LONGER A PRIORITY’ Read More »

Redneck standing in Walmart parking lot next to pickup with open carry handgun holstered

GUEST OPINION: WHY I OPEN CARRY

by Dumbass Redneck Loitering in the Walmart Parking Lot  

GUEST OPINION: WHY I OPEN CARRY Read More »

Dashboard camera image of ELP UFO

IT CAME WITHOUT A WARNING: UFO OVER CLEVELAND DEMANDS ELP ROCK HALL INDUCTION

The operators of the UFO made clear their unhappiness that Emerson, Lake & Palmer are not in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

IT CAME WITHOUT A WARNING: UFO OVER CLEVELAND DEMANDS ELP ROCK HALL INDUCTION Read More »

Arkansas Nuclear One Unit 1 Mines Bitcoin

ELECTRIC UTILITY PLAN REVEALED: UNIT 1 AT ARKANSAS NUCLEAR ONE TO BE DEDICATED TO NEW ON-SITE BITCOIN MINING FACILITY

One of Arkansas' two nuclear power plant reactor units will be used to power a new on-site Bitcoin mining facility starting in early 2023.

ELECTRIC UTILITY PLAN REVEALED: UNIT 1 AT ARKANSAS NUCLEAR ONE TO BE DEDICATED TO NEW ON-SITE BITCOIN MINING FACILITY Read More »

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  • ARKANSAS GOP UNVEILS NEW CALL CENTER FOR DIRECTING TRUMP JUDGES IN CASE DECISIONSMarch 16, 2022
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